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    Green Gables

    Dad was asking me if I knew if the old green gables building was anything but the second hand shop in the past... Can you advise?
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    lawn cutting

    Anyone know of a lawn cutting service or a kid that might want to make a few bucks? Dad is having his knee replaces this week and Mom (nor I) can physically do it.
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    25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . 'If you don't straighten up, I'm...
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    The Dual

    Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, " I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him...
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    Beach street/garage sale 2008

    Anyone have the date for this year's sale?
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    A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary* at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.* Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on* their table.* She said: 'For being such an exemplary married couple and especially* at this time, I will grant you each a...
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    Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping........... This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of...
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    The army

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army...
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    From THIS is TRUE: 3 February 2008

    NOT FOOL PROOF: Berlin, Germany, police were testing a "theft-proof" patrol car. The special BMW was equipped with surveillance equipment, electronic locks, and other systems to ensure it cannot be stolen. Naturally, the car was stolen. The failure point? The two officers assigned to...
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    I hateeeeeeeee Winter!!!!

    Not only did I get stuck in my own driveway this morning and had to dig my car out, it then took over 2.75 hours to get to work....ugggggggggg....... Maybe I just should have stayed home and crawled back to bed.
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    Anyone have any knowledge of personal injury law.

    I am going to be offered a settlement on Monday for a slip/fall where I broke three bones. I am trying to get an idea to make sure I am not being low balled.
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    Euchre Night

    I noticed on the Rescue Unit's signboard a Euchre night in November, does anyone know about this or have any information?
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    Roe, Marshall Thomas, Born October 19th, 2007

    Tom and Nora of the beach strip have a new grandchild. Marshall born in Collingwood on Friday weights in at 8lbs and 10 ozs, 21 inches long. Family and baby are doing fine. I have tried uploading a pic but I keep getting a database error. Shannon The proud aunt.
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    Subject: How To Drive in Toronto

    >> Subject: How To Drive in Toronto > > 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city's name: > it is T.O. > > 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to noon. > The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00p.m. Friday's rush hour > starts Thursday morning. > > 3. The minimum acceptable speed...
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    Do Elephants Really Have Memories?

    AN INTERESTING STORY! In 1986, a man named Mark was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mark approached it very carefully...
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    Jack Schitt

    Subject: Jack Schitt THE HISTORY OF JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the...
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    Tooooo good not to share with all the ladies out there.

    This is an actual letter sent to Proctor and Gamble from Wendi Aarons, Austin , TX , regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their...
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    Video Rentals

    Anyone know of a store in Burlington or Hamilton that rents foreign films?
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    Winterfest starts today
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    Went to Dynes Last night

    Arrived home late and decided I did not want to cook, so I headed for my first time to Dynes. Had a nice dinner and a drink before venturing back out into the cold. Food was good and it was a good sized plate. I am thing of maybe making it a habit when I don't want to cook for myself after work.
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