A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge
wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St.
Peter answered, 'Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock
is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'
Incredible,' said the man.
'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's
Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling
us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life.'
'Where's Premier Dalton McGuinty's
clock?' asked the man.
McGuinty's clock is in Jesus' Office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge
wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St.
Peter answered, 'Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock
is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'
Incredible,' said the man.
'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's
Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling
us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life.'
'Where's Premier Dalton McGuinty's
clock?' asked the man.
McGuinty's clock is in Jesus' Office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan.
