No Power

Sharla1

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Oct 15, 2009
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Matthew, a 5-year old boy to hold
a flashlight high over his mommy, so he could see while he helped deliver
the baby.

Very diligently, Matthew did as he was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him
by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Matthew for his help and asked the wide-eyed
5-year old what he thought about what he had just witnessed.

Matthew quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place ... so spank him again!"
 
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