The devil

Sharla1

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THE DEVIL

A few minutes before the services started,

The people were seated in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except

For one elderly gentleman who sat calmly

in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious

to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying,

physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well,

why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied,

"Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
 

Sharla1

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I think there are many that come into that catagory like some Gov. people. But I don't think I need to mention any names either.
 
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