Four United States Presidents get caught up in a
tornado ... and off they were whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to
find the Great Wizard.
'What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz ?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage.'
'No Problem!'said the Wizard.'Who's next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done!' says the Wizard.
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful
Oz?'
Up stepped George Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I
need a brain.'
'No problem!' said the Wizard. 'Consider it done.'
Then there was a great silence in the hall. Bill
Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but
he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do you want?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE?'
tornado ... and off they were whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to
find the Great Wizard.
'What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz ?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage.'
'No Problem!'said the Wizard.'Who's next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done!' says the Wizard.
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful
Oz?'
Up stepped George Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I
need a brain.'
'No problem!' said the Wizard. 'Consider it done.'
Then there was a great silence in the hall. Bill
Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but
he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do you want?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE?'