Warm Milk

Sharla1

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A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying.

The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They
tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the
glass back to the kitchen and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift
the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm
milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a
little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down
to the last drop.
"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed and said, "Don't sell that cow."
 
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