On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn. Camille from next door was so upset at this that
she came over and shouted "You lazy b***** ! Sitting there drinking beer
while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your
backside and give her a break!"
I thought "Goodness! ... Women!" and I took a slug from my bottle of
Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans, stared
directly at this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms "
leave off and mind your own business. My wife has a green thumb, and she
really enjoys gardening".
After a few days I felt really bad so I went out and bought her a
ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I
am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes fellas,
after all one should take good care of the missus - that way maybe she'll take good
care of you.
I have attached a picture.
watching my wife mow the lawn. Camille from next door was so upset at this that
she came over and shouted "You lazy b***** ! Sitting there drinking beer
while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your
backside and give her a break!"
I thought "Goodness! ... Women!" and I took a slug from my bottle of
Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans, stared
directly at this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms "
leave off and mind your own business. My wife has a green thumb, and she
really enjoys gardening".
After a few days I felt really bad so I went out and bought her a
ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I
am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes fellas,
after all one should take good care of the missus - that way maybe she'll take good
care of you.
I have attached a picture.