AIRLINE MAINTENANCE:
Two guys are working in the hanger at Toronto Airport, where the runway is
fogged in and they have nothing to do. John says, "Man, have you got
anything to drink?"
"Nah," says Bill "but I hear you can drink jet fuel and it will give you a
real buzz."
So they proceed to drink jet fuel, get smashed, and have a beautiful time
as only good drinkin' buddies can.
Next morning, John expects his head to explode when he gets up, but is
pleasantly surprised that he has no hangover at all. The phone rings and
it's Bill asking how he feels. "I feel great!" says John. "No hangover!"
"Me neither," says Bill.
"That jet fuel is great stuff and no hangover is a bonus," says John."We
ought to do this more often."
"Yeah," says Bill, "But there is one thing. Did you fart yet?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm in Halifax."
Two guys are working in the hanger at Toronto Airport, where the runway is
fogged in and they have nothing to do. John says, "Man, have you got
anything to drink?"
"Nah," says Bill "but I hear you can drink jet fuel and it will give you a
real buzz."
So they proceed to drink jet fuel, get smashed, and have a beautiful time
as only good drinkin' buddies can.
Next morning, John expects his head to explode when he gets up, but is
pleasantly surprised that he has no hangover at all. The phone rings and
it's Bill asking how he feels. "I feel great!" says John. "No hangover!"
"Me neither," says Bill.
"That jet fuel is great stuff and no hangover is a bonus," says John."We
ought to do this more often."
"Yeah," says Bill, "But there is one thing. Did you fart yet?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm in Halifax."