I have a yellow Lab. I was buying a large bag of Purina dog food at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the Intensive
Care Unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Since the food is
nutritionally complete and perfectly healthy, I decided to try it again. I
have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, just hanging on my every word, particularly a
tall guy who was behind the woman I was describing the diet to. Horrified,
she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned
me. I told her no, and went on to explain that I spotted another dog across the road and when I ran out onto the road to go sniff the dog's butt I got hit by a car. I thought the guy was going to need assistance as he staggered to the door, laughing uproariously.
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the Intensive
Care Unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Since the food is
nutritionally complete and perfectly healthy, I decided to try it again. I
have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, just hanging on my every word, particularly a
tall guy who was behind the woman I was describing the diet to. Horrified,
she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned
me. I told her no, and went on to explain that I spotted another dog across the road and when I ran out onto the road to go sniff the dog's butt I got hit by a car. I thought the guy was going to need assistance as he staggered to the door, laughing uproariously.