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He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I...

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said yes. When he went to wipe his Bum there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll...

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can...

Eric is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns the corner and sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it. He realizes there's another directly in his path! He discovers his drive home is causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the...

Canada Post Recall Canada Post has created a stamp with a picture of the Prime Minister Stephen Harper. The stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This enrages the Prime Minister, who demands a full investigation. After a month of testing and spending of $4.1 million, a special commission...

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with...

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk...

I hope you have a good birthday. :beer:

http://www.simpleh2oscams.com/ They are already hitting Hamilton area, as this video shows.

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student...

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just...

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He...

Taken at RBG ponds on the trail.

This is for the blizzard club. When you sign up you get a 2 for 1 deal and other deals throughout the year if anyone is interested. http://www.canadaloyalty.com/Programs/dairy_queen_blizzard_fan_club.html And here is a site for coupons. It's a free service and it doesn't send other crap when...

Not sure some of you knew that the movie "Haley's Gift" was filmed back in the 70s I think it was at the beach. The house isn't there anymore, I think the Dieppe Park is there now.

Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going? :laugh:

I was wondering if anyone knew what is the oldest still standing house on the beach?

Does anyone remember the caretaker at Bell Cairn school? For those who do, sadly he passed in Sept/08 of cancer. A very generous and caring man he was. A good man who died too young. ROGERS, Bert With his wife Shirley and son Jeff by his side, Bert peacefully passed away after a...

Have a happy new year everyone. :) http://www.riversongs.com/cards/happy-new-years-puzzles.html