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I hope everyone has a good new year.

I recently bought this book was disappointed that none were pictured within our area. They were only mentioned in the back of the book. There are some really nice looking lighthouses in USA on the great lakes though.

Happy holidays everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot to post these pics. I went to the beach and the lighthouse to take some pics of the fog. These were taken October 26th just after 5 pm that day. You can hardly see the lighthouse or the lift bridge. And I couldn't see the lake at all. I forgot how to insert these Scotto. :rolleyes:

WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered...

I took this yesterday at the beach.

A Newfoundland man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher... The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol...

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Matthew, a 5-year old boy to hold a flashlight high over his mommy, so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Matthew did as he was asked. Heidi pushed and...

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ... and off they were whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard. 'What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz ?' Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: 'I've...

After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.... I, J, K." She asks..... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled...

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick. Once he understood, he...

A social worker from Ottawa recently transferred to the northern part of Saskatchewan, and a small community was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' she...

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with...

A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey...

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear...

In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally,the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,'he said as he surveyed the worried faces.'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a...

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...

ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth CBM - Covered by Medicare CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center DWI - Driving While Incontinent FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW - Forgot Where I Was FYI - Found Your Insulin...

Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would...

...It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY." ..NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo...