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If anyone is interested, they finally have street view of the beachstrip now. I looked a few months ago and didn't have it yet.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, " A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the...

I couldn't see Beach Blvd on this. It shows beach Rd. Or did I miss it? http://archive.org/stream/vernonhamilton00vernuoft#page/n3/mode/2up I just noticed that the book is listed by street name not lookup by names like we have now. I wonder when it changed to names?

They are petitioning for a staute of Lincoln Alexander at Hamilton's city hall. Here is the link if anyone wants to sign it. http://www.change.org/petitions/city-of-hamilton-erect-a-statue-of-lincoln-maccauley-alexander-on-city-hall-property

All of his pics are done with crayons. http://www.themastercrayonartist.com/shop/custCat.aspx

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "complete" and "finished" in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE... And when you...

This is so funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jksJceAJdM8

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, " wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" the second nun answered, "indeed it would, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying beer, since i am...

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.... I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!" So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two...

An older Newfoundland man was asked, "At your ripe old age, what would you prefer to get if it hit you, Parkinsons or Alzheimer's?" The Newfie replied: "Definitely Parkinsons. Better to spill half an ounce of Captain Morgan’s rum , than to forget where you keep the darn bottle!!"

I have a nest that are going under the part that goes into the house to the main electrical box. I'm not sure if they are in the box on the inside since I can't climb stairs anymore. I haven't had any on the main floor flying around thank goodness. I was told by a friend not to use the nest...

After living in the remote countryside of Scotland all his life, an old Scotsman decided it was time to visit Dundee . In one of the stores, he picked up a mirror and looked into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. 'How 'bout that! he...

That new banner looks great. :tbu:

Imagine a world where you could be dragged to court and receive a large fine for simply clicking on the wrong link, where service providers would hand over information about your online activities without privacy safeguards, and where online content could be removed by big media conglomerates at...

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other...

While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her clothes Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put on your clothes. I meant show...

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the...

A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop. A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a lot Tell me I'm happy when I'm not. The purple pill goes to my brain And...

http://www.slideboom.com/presentations/518725/tree_trunck_artistry_Zoly_TB What a talented man.

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling...