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    A Sad Groaner

    Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps. They contemplated long and hard...
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    Save Canada's Lighthouses Petition

    Without you, it could be lights out for Canada's lighthouses. The Government of Canada owns hundreds of iconic lighthouses like the one above - but earlier this year, it declared more than 500 of them - including many of the most historic ones - as "surplus." That means many of these important...
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    Hellmann's Mayonnaise a Groaner

    Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York ...
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    Malware

    http://www.dns-ok.ca/ This page is hosted by the Canadian Internet Registration Authority (CIRA) and provides an online checker to indicate if your computer system may be affected by DNSChanger Malware — malicious code that was used by a criminal gang recently apprehended as part of the FBI...
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    New Groaners For Porky

    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun...
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    Useful Links

    http://www.complaintsboard.com/ http://www.sse.gov.on.ca/mcs/en/pages/default.aspx http://www.consumerbeware.mgs.gov.on.ca/catsct/start.do http://www.howtodothings.com/ http://www.manualsonline.com/ http://www.ratemds.com/SelectState.jsp http://www.peteducation.com/...
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    The Gates of Heaven

    A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy...
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    Paper Creatios

    This man is great. If you click on purchase prints you can see his work. http://www.calvinnicholls.com/
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    The Talking Centipede

    A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner That he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box To use for his house. He...
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    Starsky Job Fair

    It looks like it won't be much longer till they open. I was looking at some of the cheeses they sell. Beer cheese and chocolate cheese I think I will pass on. I can't wait to check it out when it opens soon. http://www.starskycanada.com/hamilton.php
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    Be On The Lookout For This Chicken

    Hunt on for giant chicken stolen from Brantford farm DELHI Norfolk County OPP are hunting a giant chicken. You read that right, an 8-foot chicken. The big bird is made of Fibreglass and stood at the gates of a chicken farm on Brantford Road in Windham Township northeast of Delhi until...
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    Senior Moments

    Too funny. And oh can I relate to some them. :rolleyes: http://www.youtube.com/embed/9nndS22Qda0?rel=0
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    Another Groaner

    A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827". Then he realizes that the...
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    Chicken Wire Sculptures

    This man is unreal. They are all made of chicken wire. http://www.ivanlovattsculpture.com/index.html
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    Sounds Like Something I Would Do LOL

    Talk about a SENIOR moment! Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the...
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    Retired Canadians

    Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents'. They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across...
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    The Blind Man

    A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot, when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died. After finally finding the radio, the blind man called for help and was answered by an air traffic controller at a nearby airport. “You’ve got to help me! I’m totally...
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    A New Groaner

    A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, All live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head Out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole...
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    Thought for the day

    Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your arse is disconnected.
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    Aging

    Another year has passed And we're all a little older. The summer felt hotter And winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago When life was quite a blast. Now I fully understand About 'Living in the Past' We used to go to weddings, Football games and lunches. Now we go to...
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