Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps.
He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.
As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps.
They contemplated long and hard...
Without you, it could be lights out for Canada's lighthouses.
The Government of Canada owns hundreds of iconic lighthouses like the one above - but earlier this year, it declared more than 500 of them - including many of the most historic ones - as "surplus."
That means many of these important...
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York ...
http://www.dns-ok.ca/
This page is hosted by the Canadian Internet Registration Authority (CIRA) and provides an online checker to indicate if your computer system may be affected by DNSChanger Malware — malicious code that was used by a criminal gang recently apprehended as part of the FBI...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun...
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
'You have been a good cat all these years.
Anything you want is yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said
'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.
I would like a real fluffy...
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner
That he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box
To use for his house.
He...
It looks like it won't be much longer till they open.
I was looking at some of the cheeses they sell. Beer cheese and chocolate cheese I think I will pass on. I can't wait to check it out when it opens soon.
http://www.starskycanada.com/hamilton.php
Hunt on for giant chicken stolen from Brantford farm
DELHI Norfolk County OPP are hunting a giant chicken.
You read that right, an 8-foot chicken.
The big bird is made of Fibreglass and stood at the gates of a chicken farm on Brantford Road in Windham Township northeast of Delhi until...
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he
hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He
finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a
headstone that reads "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827". Then he realizes
that the...
Talk about a SENIOR moment!
Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the...
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona.
They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents'.
They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across...
A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot, when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died. After finally finding the radio, the blind man called for help and was answered by an air traffic controller at a nearby airport. “You’ve got to help me! I’m totally...
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, All live together in a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks his head
Out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yum! I smell maple syrup!'
The mama mole...
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
The summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.
There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'
We used to go to weddings,
Football games and lunches.
Now we go to...