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Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we adapt to them. But, ready or not, here they come! 1. The Post Office. Get ready to imagine a world without the post office. They are so deeply in financial trouble that there is probably no way to sustain it long term. Email...

This was the only writeup they showed on the Toronto Sun tv guide. This is a Canadian station so I would imagine this is for Hamilton Ontario. It's on cable 18 at 3:00 pm Thursday afternoon. Below is a copy and paste of the info listed on the tv guide site page. I will watch it tomarrow to see...

Here is the link with the results so far on CHCH TV. East Mountain (171) West Harbour (141) Confederation Park (119) Somewhere else (15) Last count East Mountain (208) West Harbour (162) Confederation Park (129) Somewhere else (16) http://www.chchnews.ca/

This guy is unreal making Mona Lisa using a nail gun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC1o13-lmJ0

Subject: Murder at Tesco Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in...

Fast Eddies closed and Mary Browns chicken and taters opened on Centennial Parkway and Delawana. Has anyone tried it yet? I wonder what their prices are like. I checked out their website but doesn't show prices, other then for the monthly special.

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock...

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and...

I guess one can't underestimate friendships. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvol912cjjY

Click the link to see the 2 topless strippers. http://i.imgur.com/2XhPG.jpg Now get your minds out of the gutter. :laugh:

I see they are starting to dig for the new stores across from Confederation Park. Here is a diagram of the layout. Not sure what all is going in there but I know Walmart will be moving here when this is done. It looks like the largest store on the diagram will be Walmart.

Here is an interesting link on how much Canada's Federal debt is. Depressing though. http://www.debtclock.ca/

Psalm 2009 -- FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT McGuinty is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Conservative party.. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake...

Bob the Chicken Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see...

What they won't do for food. http://www.guzer.com/videos/squirrels-run-obstacle-course-for-food.php

They showed this on the news the other day. It's on display in Oakville. I sure wouldn't want to change that baby's diaper. :laugh3: http://thestar.blogs.com/untitled/

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine. As they walked, they came across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask...

The Farmer And The Plane Crash In Ontario When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The top cop and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including...

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility. Q: ”Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the...