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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize that you...

For you people that have pets, here is a good link I found that covers many issues. http://www.peteducation.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49GavdGWtac I'm sure all of us baby boomers can relate to this one. :)

Anyone else having problems with ticks this year? I found one on my dog the other day. This is the first time any of my dogs have had one. So this is the first time I had ever seen a tick. When I pulled it off of her I noticed it took a bit of her skin with it. I hope it heals up ok for her. I...

http://www.rense.com/1.mpicons/acidalka.htm I was surprised at some of the outcomes on some of the foods.

http://www.rev.gov.on.ca/en/taxchange/pdf/taxable.pdf

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used...

Some people have been getting an email in the hotmail email saying they are running out of space but if you reply with your personal info they will keep your email open. Sadly I fell it for last week and now I am unable to open my email or my msn messenger. So if you get that email, DO NOT REPLY...

May 02, 2010 The Canadian Press A towel, or even a good hair blower might have been better options for this driver in London, Ont. Police say an officer operating a radar gun clocked a car going 107 kilometres an hour in a 50 kilometre an hour zone. Traffic Sergeant Tom O’Brien says the man...

How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.. If your neighbor crashes Into a tree while driving home drunk...

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I let out gas the room smells lovely. :laugh2:

THE DEVIL A few minutes before the services started, The people were seated in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil...

I have a yellow Lab. I was buying a large bag of Purina dog food at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last...

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He...

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated...

There are two statues in a park; one of a man and one of a woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel came down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient...

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He...

Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' ------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! What...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back! We can't afford them," orders the wife. They...